Thursday, September 25, 2008

Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to
ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden , $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who doesn’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Here’s a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of beauty and money: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a trading position. If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or leased. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice
that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool. Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in leasing services, do contact me.


J.P. Mxxxxx

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

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Bukan..bukan yang didepan, tapi yang disamping...

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Hati-hati Menggunakan HaPe Jenis Flip

Kepuasan Pria Saat Tidur

Survei kepuasan Berikut hasil survei terbaru yang menganalisa tingkat kepuasan pria saat tidur bersama wanita menurut majalah FaHaM! Edisi terbaru:

1. Tidur dengan Wanita Cantik : Bangga ½ mati.
2. Tidur dengan PSK: Mahal ½ mati.
3. Tidur dengan Wanita Jelek : Stress ½ mati.
4. Tidur dengan Wanita Hyper : Capek ½ mati.
5. Tidur dengan Pacar : Nafsu ½ mati.
6. Tidur dengan Istri : mending pura-pura mati.
7. Tidur dengan isteri Orang : nafsu nggak mati-mati (yakin deh...)
8. Tidur dengan isteri Tentara.: sudah pasti mati
Sebarkan ke seluruh dunia, tapi jangan sampai ketauan istri

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Wish Factor

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